Funny Couples Christmas Pyjamas | "You Scumbag, You Maggot" Matching Pyjama Set
Funny Couples Christmas Pyjamas | "You Scumbag, You Maggot" Matching Pyjama Set
Personalisation & Top Colour
IMPORTANT: Navy is our default top colour. If an alternative top colour is required please also state your preference here:
Personalised orders dispatched within 5–10 working days
Please note: personalised items are non-returnable
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one personalised T-shirt and one pair of tartan pyjama bottoms.
Celebrate Christmas with a little festive humour in our "You Scumbag, You Maggot" matching couples Christmas pyjamas. Inspired by one of Christmas's most iconic festive songs, this matching design is perfect for couples who love to laugh together.
One T-shirt features "You Scumbag" while the other reads "You Maggot", creating a fun matching set that's ideal for Christmas Eve, festive mornings, Christmas parties and cosy nights in.
Each set includes a soft cotton T-shirt paired with our classic red and navy tartan pyjama bottoms. Choose your preferred top fit and bottoms size separately so each person gets their perfect fit.
A brilliant Christmas gift for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, fiancés and partners who appreciate festive humour.
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How to order:
- Choose the required top fit and size.
- Choose the required tartan bottoms size. The top and bottoms can be different sizes.
- Enter the slogan required in the personalisation box, e.g. "You scumbag"
- Add the set to your basket, then repeat for each additional family member.
Please add each person’s set separately when ordering different slogans and sizes.
Each T-shirt features your chosen festive slogan in our signature handwritten typography with decorative star.
Create the perfect set
Our personalised Christmas pyjamas are the ultimate matching family Christmas PJs — available in children's, women's and men's/unisex sizes, you can coordinate the whole family from toddlers to grown-ups. Whether you're shopping for matching couples Christmas pyjamas or a full family set, our flexible sizing means everyone gets the perfect fit:
- Kids’ tops: comfortable cotton T-shirts in sizes from 1–2 years to 12–14 years
- Women’s fitted tops: a shaped, closer fit with cap sleeves
- Unisex tops: a straighter, more relaxed fit for adults
- Tartan bottoms: Soft 100% cotton flannel with an elasticated waistband and decorative drawcord. Available in separate children’s, women’s and men’s fits. Please note that the bottoms do not have pockets.
This flexible sizing makes it easy to create matching family Christmas pyjamas without everyone having to fit a standard pre-selected set.
⇝ HOW TO MEASURE
Getting the right fit for your Christmas pyjamas is important — especially when ordering matching xmas PJs for the whole family in different sizes. Follow these steps to measure accurately:
1. Take a similar product you already own and which fits you well.
2. Lay the T-shirt on a flat, hard surface and smooth out any wrinkles.
3. Measure the length by measuring from the highest point of the shoulder to the desired hemline.
4. Measure the chest width by placing the tape under the armpit and measure from one side to another.
5. Record the measurements and compare them to the ones listed on our size guide (see additional images).
Alternative top colours are available upon request.
Other shirt and design colours are:
- White Top - black design
- Sports Heather Grey top - black design
- Dark Heather Grey top - white design
- Black top - white design
- Red top - white design
Please see the individual product details for information on how accent colours may vary between top colours, including any glitter or contrasting design elements. E.g. a glitter nose.
From matching couples Christmas pyjamas and his and hers xmas PJs, to full family sets for kids and adults — there's a size and fit for everyone.
SAFETY & CERTIFICATION
- UK Safety Class B of BS EN 14878 2007 compliant, which is the European Standard requirement for the burning behaviour of children’s nightwear and nightwear fabrics.
- Certification attached in images
- Produced using OEKO-TEX certified products.
PLEASE BE AWARE
⇝ Our Pyjamas Bottoms stock sells out very quickly. Our stock levels are not live which means that stock showing as available may not be. We have secured in excess of 100 pairs of each size but expect sell out soon. Please order sooner rather than later to avoid disappointment. We will inform you ASAP if your order is affected.
⇝ Our photos often show our shirts 'styled' with ruffles, and turned up sleeves. T shirts have standard hems and crew necklines. Any manipulations are for the benefit of the styled photograph and are not sewn into place.
⇝ Our unisex Shirts run true to size for men, and slightly large for women.
⇝ Our Lady Fit Shirts are true to size, but are designed to be a tight/snug fit.
⇝ Heather colours are cotton/polyester mix
⇝ Colours may appear slightly different due to variations in computer monitor settings,
⇝ Some of the fonts that we use in our designs use over-sized lower-case letters as the capital letter. This is intentional and not a spelling mistake.
⇝ Alternative top colours are available upon request.